my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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