4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
