awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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