Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Acid is not a monday night drug
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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