O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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