The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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