i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
