i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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