we have officially lost it.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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