There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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