I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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