found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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