i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
porn star boner night. come get it.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
that is very illegal...i love you.
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