How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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