I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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