I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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