I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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