I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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