Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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