:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
