I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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