Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
accomplished twins. life is a go
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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