What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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