WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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