Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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