we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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