That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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