yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
foreskin is a definite game changer
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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