I hate all girls vehemently.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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