just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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