Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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