Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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