Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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