Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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