Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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