Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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