How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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