too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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