So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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