Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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