The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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