What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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