cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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