forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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