I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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