Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
