which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
i've created a new STD.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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