Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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