I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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