Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I think a kid would responsible me up
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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