if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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