I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You know, be my cock's hype man.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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