There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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