You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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