After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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