Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I need to align my fucking chakras
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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