Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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