Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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